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Facebook Will Close??


Cited from other website: weeklyworldnews.com



PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

  1. January 9, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    this is a hoax I do believe

  2. January 9, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    yeah… definitely…

  3. john mark
    January 11, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    i cant believe this facebook will be closing at to fast time?? i was only a amature user of facebook i start to make a new friends out of it but now facebook will eventually gone in the internet world bye facebook..

  4. audi
    January 12, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    i dont belive the facebok will close.i hope it not close because my old friend is in there i dont want to lose all my friend because all of them is my best friend.

    • January 12, 2011 at 5:03 PM

      this is just a hoax made by other… huhu..

  5. no facebook = no life
    January 14, 2011 at 7:46 PM

    if facebook gonna close i will kill myslef

  6. Anri
    January 15, 2011 at 3:54 AM

    well, it happens. some sites close, some sites are created. I can manage creating my own social network and I will be glad, if you ppl start visiting it. I think I will name it “Basebook” :):)

  7. Jayson
    February 12, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    This is just a hoax.I don’t believe.Stop creating rumors.

  8. Future NeedsHerFacebook
    January 20, 2012 at 6:11 AM

    How Would i Eevn Be Able To Get A Hold OF Family And Friends That Live MILES And MILES Away After This Shuts Down.?!!!!! Like Serously.. Why Even START A Social Network Than Go And Shut IT Down.!???? NO GOOD.!!!!

  9. May 3, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    lol facebook makes way too much to close soooo why would it hope it does

  10. May 3, 2012 at 1:25 PM

    first and formost facebook is not closing ok ppl come on they make too much money to close down

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